Subtitles by OnDemandKorea
12/4/2015
Way to go!
Ask Us Anything!
We should do a pledge for viewer ratings.
If "Ask Us Anything" has more than 3% ratings...
- 3%. -If it goes over 3%, I'll wear a skirt.
-Then should I take off all my clothes? -Good idea!
If I do that, I might end up going to the police station.
I'll reenact what I looked like when I first debuted.
I'll wear my "Tone-Deaf" costume.
I have nothing to pledge.
Then how about this? You'll wear a thigh band and underwear.
Do the show while wearing underwear and a thigh band?
Deal! Deal!
-If it goes over 3%, I'll wear my basketball uniform. -Okay.
Yeong-cheol, if we reach more than 3%, you'll leave the show.
Okay! Okay!
("Three percent was like a dream so Yeong-cheol agreed without any thoughts...!")
("Ask Us Anything" achieved 3% ratings)
(That's why we prepared)
(Press Conference for Kim Yeong-Cheol's Departure from the Show)
(JTBC <"Ask Us Anything"> staff. Kim Yeong-cheol! Thank you! D.A.N.G.)
-Hello, Hee-chul. -Hi.
You're very stylish today. Please stand there.
-Yes. -Yes.
You're with us today to keep your pledge for ratings.
This is from the rookie days of Super Junior. The song "Miracle."
(Acting silly)
From our memories. Hello.
All of you must have missed him a lot.
Please face forward. Good.
And shoot!
('3 point shoot' pose is perfect!)
As a pledge, he wore a ballerina costume today.
Please pose for us.
From the back, you look like Twice's Jung-yeon.
Yes.
Thank you.
-Please sit. -You're working hard.
(Burst of laughter)
(Champion is here!)
Just like the old days.
(Shout for 3% commemoration!)
In the waiting room, you complained you didn't want to do it.
You're working pretty hard.
(Tone-deaf Soo-geun!)
(Similar to a female ghost)
(Working hard)
He's the same as always!
-Sang-min, stand in the middle. -What's this?
What's going on?
-I wasn't there. -He wasn't there.
I joined late.
Last but not least is Kim Yeong-cheol.
Yeong-cheol is leaving today.
(Today's protagonist whose mouth is heavy)
Please stand in the middle and speak.
This is his last day?
-Is this real? -Stand in the middle, Yeong-cheol.
Yeong-cheol is missing from the poster.
(Yeong-cheol has been neatly erased)
I was on there, and now I'm gone.
We'll start the commemoration of the 3% ratings "Ask Us Anything" and
the press conference for Kim Yeong-cheol's departure from the show.
We'll start the commemoration of the 3% ratings "Ask Us Anything" and
the press conference for Kim Yeong-cheol's departure from the show.
-I'm the main star? -Yes.
He's happy.
He doesn't care if he's leaving. He likes getting attention.
You're leaving the show after being in 33 episodes since last December.
For no reason at all.
I didn't even cuss. I didn't do anything.
He had no controversy at all.
As someone who's been frequently laid off of
shows, I think this kind of departure is cute.
There's someone who's experienced this more than anyone here.
(Godfather of departure of shows)
We're curious how you feel right now.
I think everything became a mess right now, and I
apologize for saying good-bye for something like this.
I...
You're really going to leave at this rate.
(Summoning his deeply buried talents)
It's your last day, so do whatever you want.
I didn't say anything, but this psycho next to me...
said that I should leave once the show hits 3%, so confidently I said okay...
Do more. Do more. Good job.
As for me, I'm against him leaving because...
he's like the drain where we can pour everything in there!
Me?
If he leaves, one of the remaining six will have to take over that role.
-That's right. -For sure.
I was that role?
I'm against him leaving the show.
Thinking about it now, I was relying on him, too.
-Why? -How?
I never thought I was a funny person.
This is my first variety show, and I relied on Yeong-cheol a lot.
Why? I said this to myself.
"Oh, I can do this, too!"
(Betrayed)
In that sense, I object, too!
There are two objections!
He gives confidence to everyone!
Who will fill my role once I leave?
I will.
(Made himself the drain role)
What kind of press conference is this?
Aren't you going to do the news?
He has ambition!
I think there are people who are trying to fill my spot.
I'm a real fan of Jang Sung-gyu.
-Thank you. -I really wish Jang Sung-gyu will come here.
-This is where I did D.A.N.G...-You should go now.
(Death angel of entertainment who has come to take him)
(Bouquet presentation ceremony)
Why do I feel like crying?
Kim Yeong-cheol who has been the dreams and hopes of the other members.
("Good job...!")
You don't have to speak. You can just leave.
I just leave without talking?
The moment you leave, we don't know you!
Bye!
(Yeong-cheol walking towards the door without a word)
Yeong-cheol, let's do our best!
Way to go!
-Bye! -Good job!
-Way to go! -Call me!
Self-reflect!
I don't know how I can say this, but I think there’s
reason why a six-people system works so well.
That's right.
-Because it's best to see six people on the screen. -That's right.
Seven people looks too tight.
We can split evenly during games.
Yeah, we're even now!
Having six people are the best.
With this, we will conclude the press conference-
Hello! Hello, everyone! I'm the new transfer student! It's nice to meet you!
(Upset)
I changed my voice to a high-tone now! I'm the new transfer student! Hello!
I can even change my name to Kam Yeong-cheol!
Wasn't it great when he wasn't here?
(Six-people system that was happy for a while)
Please accept me as the transfer student.
You should've not come out for at least a week.
I'll do that for the pledge for 5%!
For 5%, promise you'll leave all your programs.
Okay! Okay!
(At 5% Kim Yeong-cheol pledged to leave all programs)
(We sincerely cheer on Kim Yeong-cheol even
after 5% achievement -"Ask Us Anything" staff)
(Under a glorious silver moon)
(A bleak Brother School)
Every night at ten o'clock. on an apartment veranda,
a woman wearing a white ballet costume dances like this.
(Chilling)
That's why one man kept watching her.
The next night at ten o'clock, the same graceful
woman with long hair was dancing again.
Even if it rains, she keeps dancing.
After months of watching her dance, he wanted to see her up close.
So he bought a good camera and zoomed up on her one night.
Then he realized she wasn't dancing. She was
hung up there by her neck like this for months.
(Wigs that that fell from the sky)
(Freaked out)
(Mommy)
That noise scared me!
(Liver that became the size of a bean)
I was so shocked.
Jang-hoon, weren't you scared?
No.
(Chic giant)
It would've been funny if our guest had dropped down like that.
I haven't been scared of this since "Heroine 6."
I was a bit surprised by this.
To be honest, wasn't throwing this wig at me a bit overboard?
(Sorry)
You didn't have to do that.
Did he do something?
I threw it at him.
(Picked up the wig and threw it)
(Kim Yeong-cheol overdid it)
I was a bit shocked.
Just a little bit.
I was a little bit surprised.
Ho-dong, please look at him.
Would you like a red tissue?
Oh, I'm scared.
(Save Ho-dong)
(Kam Yeong-cheol who still needs to adjust)
He's a nice kid though.
Yeong-cheol is very nice.
I don't think it'll work if you put that there.
Hide the rest of them.
If you want to surprise them, you should put it over there to make it funny.
(Horror special episode to greet the trandfer students)
(Lecture desk ghost)
(Coiled up snake)
(Giant ghost with a snake)
(Prepared special effects as well)
Come in, transfer students!
(Transfer students entering without knowing anything)
(Eye-catching)
(The decisive moment!)
(Launching ghost wig)
Geez. So immature.
(It's not over yet!)
Why are you guys talking so much?
(Throw)
(Didn't see because she was closing the door)
(Clear footsteps. It's now!)
(Didn't see. Saw late.)
(Ghosts's degradation)
(Now saw the ghost)
(Terrible timing!)
The timing was wrong! I couldn't see!
Nothing matched!
You've done improv for a while now. Isn't your timing too off?
I thought someone pooed there.
Shouldn't you guys at least pretend to be shocked?
The timing has to be right for us to be shocked.
These are members we don't have to worry about.
The queen of improv Kim Shin-young is here!
The improv queen and the unlikeable prince!
Progress king
You came onto a show with Kang Ho-dong in it. You have no conscience!
-Why? -What activities do you planned for this year?
Oh, that?
Did you guys make up?
We did just a while ago.
We made up quickly.
-We did a show together last time. -Right!
Hyun-moo is one of my most respected friends!
I did two recordings before this, so I'm not in my
right mind, but I still came here today for Ho-dong.
I'm close with Ho-dong.
You're going to give him a piece of your mind again.
It can happen.
Okay. I'll introduce myself now. "Normal but not normal you."
I'm abnormal Jeon Hyun-moo.
Don't be burdened, Hyun-moo.
-Hyun-moo. -I made it up yesterday.
You don't have to be so funny from the start.
I'm fine. Kim Yeong-cheol is around anyways.
What?
Hello, everyone. I'm the only girl in this school.
(Silent)
(Unusually calm brothers)
I'm Shin-young.
Don't you mean a birthmark?
-What did you say? -And not an only woman?
Be careful.
Be careful of your front teeth.
-What are you talking about? -I'm being serious.
(Blink blink)
Wow, Kyung-hoon has no interest anymore.
Why? That's not true.
He's not talking. Kyung-hoon, don't you know who she is?
How upsetting.
Of course I know who she is.
I saw you on "God's Voice."
I did an homage to you.
I saw that.
I'm not teasing him, but Kyung-hoon always uses the top of his head.
(Feels like he'll know it even though he doesn't look)
(Flawless copy)
(Coming and going between head and true character)
When did I do that?
(Continuing with the top of head medley!)
Like this.
(Best expression, too!)
That's what you used to do.
That's why I use a stand lately. That way I won't move my microphone.
That's why you use it like this and then lean back like this.
(Can't hide his love for the top of his head)
I hope you won't get mad.
(Pout)
-Hey, Shin-young. -Yeah?
We have a classroom tradition.
You need to date the top man.
-Who is the top man? -Hee-chul?
-You need to date the top man. -Isn't that Hee-chul?
That's what you said!
Isn't it either Hee-chul or Kyung-hoon?
No, no. It's him.
The top man of this class is wearing see-through clothing.
See-through? So is it Hee-chul?
I see everything.
Shin-young and I have been friends for 12 years, but we still speak formally.
Yeah, we still do. I'm curious why we still do that. That's why I came out.
That's because you see each other as man and woman.
(Psycho, Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne?)
-Age: will turn 38 this year. -He's old.
Reason for enrollment: explicit threat from the head director.
"Do you want to stop coming out on JTBC from now on?"
Very explicit, right?
The most famous person he knows: the younger brother of Brunei's queen.
-Wow. Really? How? -I know royalty.
Brunei?
The third queen is Korean.
-Really? -No one knew, huh?
So I know her little brother, who is about fifty
years old, too. We have a good relationship.
It's such a wealthy country that, from what I heard, gatekeepers
make 50 million dollars just for opening the gate one time.
-No way. -I’m serious.
Don't say that. Sang-min will fall for it.
(Tempted to immigrate)
-You can make 50 million dollars. -Where is it? How can I go there?
Call me.
(Nod)
(Meet you at Brunei!)
-All right. -Read it Hee-chul.
Reason for enrollment:
To promote my radio station.
MBC FM4U 91.9 Kim Shin-young's Noon Song of Hope!
-She's good at it. -She asked me to read it loudly.
-It's not easy to do a radio show by yourself. -Partner I don't want: Kang Ho-dong.
-Why? -Why?
Does your character overlap?
For no reason, it's difficult to be with him.
-It's hard. -It is.
Didn't you guys do a skit together in the past?
You did "Brother."
She copied Ho-dong a lot.
You know you used to do this. "Brother! Brother! Brother!"
(Cute)
-Yes, I did that. -You were so cute back then.
Hyun-moo, take a nap in the nurse's office.
(Exhausted)
You have the worst complexion out of everyone I've met.
I'm serious. I've never seen such a face before.
I'm just a bit tired. That's all.
If you keep acting so tired, you can't do the ad for that health supplement anymore.
Who told you to just come in here?
Did I teach you to be like that?
What is it? Why?
He needs to dance his way here!
You scared me.
Is he a gangster or the class president?
(Brother BGM: Oh Na-mi)
One, two, three, four!
(Now satisfied)
(Hyun-moo's reenactment of "Oh Na-mi")
(One. Two. Look at the sky)
(Acting silly)
Go find your seat!
(Presented a silly 360 degrees turn)
(As expected of Jeon Hyun-moo!)
How about we have a question time so you can ask me anything you're curious about me?
Why aren't you doing any comedy programs right now?
I want to do my own show.
-Oh, your own show? -Yeah, it's my dream to go to America and have my own show.
China is okay, too. It's my dream to do comedy next to Stephen Chow.
Then you need to speak Chinese.
-Oh, I can. -You can?
Yes. Should I try it out?
Hello! My name is Hong Geum-Bo!
It suits her.
I can be funny by doing Chinese historical dramas, too.
Show us.
(Natural Chinese acting)
(This is luxurious historical acting!)
What does that mean? Why is it so funny?
There is no meaning.
I just talked, and it was funny.
Then you two can do it together!
-What's my role? -It's just a situation.
I'm your teacher, and you're my disobedient student.
-Me? -Yeah.
That's why you want to go somewhere else.
(From now on, the dialogues have no relation to real Chinese)
(Soo-geun came to his teacher)
(Seems pretty realistic!)
(Soo-geun is suddenly raising his voice)
(Just ignoring him!)
(Teacher who starts to talk)
(Poke)
(Alien language)
Oh, she's mad.
(Getting more interesting!)
(Two people who are talking for a long time)
(That's the limit!)
(Can't speak so just huffing and puffing)
Did you eat?
(End of Chinese theater of situations with no script)
But it seems like we understand Chinese.
What's the story?
(Same acting different translation)
-It's just that kind of feeling. -Yeah.
Is there anything else you're curious about?
You know music very well, don't you?
I love music.
She knows the song "You" by Ex-large.
Of course I do.
I know all the songs Sang-min produced.
I know Ex-large and QOQ.
(TV manias collaboration performance!)
(Oh old times!)
I made a quiz. I heard there was a punishment hammer.
Some people hit your head but I don't.
Then where do you hit?
Somewhere else. Good luck.
Okay. Where is my fatal charm?
-I know! -Yes?
You don't have any. Next question.
(Think well guys)
-Do you have one? -Yes.
-A fatal charm? -A fatal charm.
I know. Nose.
Nose? Why?
Your nose is very adorable.
-Adorable? -Yes.
No.
I know. Your chin.
Chin? Why?
You look like Kim Goo-Ra.
It's pointy here.
(Starting the punishment hammer)
Look at her from the side. She's Kim Goo-Ra.
Oh, a massage.
(Load. Hit!)
(A power he has never experienced before)
-I don't hit the head. -The hammer broke.
It's impolite.
(Benign. Mild.)
Are you all right?
-Fix the hammer. -Is it a plastic hammer or a real one?
(Look where my head is!)
Your deep dimples.
I have dimples?
You don't?
(You can't make up stuff!)
Smile! It's right there! That's a dimple!
(About to make non-existent dimples!)
Those are dimples! Smile widely!
That's a dimple!
Those are nasolabial folds.
Just be cool and get hit.
He's sick, so you have to hit him lightly.
-Are you sick? -I'm fine.
I'll get hit instead of him.
No, thanks. No!
(Urgent)
Shin-young!
(Jang-hoon doesn't want to be in debt to Yeong-cheol)
(Chaos)
Shin-young, I'm begging you.
This makes me feel a lot better!
(Time to brag as soon as he gets hit)
(Exhausted even if he didn't get hit)
I get some part, too. It's good.
From what I see, her nose, lips, and eyes are gathered together in the middle.
-This won't do. -They're all gathered together.
What did you say?
Just stay still. I won't hit your head.
(Loose)
(Attacked only the hat with her skills!)
(Nice shot madam!)
(Mental collapse)
(Sang-min comfort me)
(Lamenting bitterly)
Guys, do you really not know?
Is it just what you think or does everyone know?
You find out if you know me deeply.
It's one word.
-Eye. -Eye?
Nose.
-Mouth. -Teeth.
Ear
Neck.
Tongue.
(Glance)
It's your tongue. It's very long.
Oh, that's why you said someone could find out if they know you deeply.
Correct!
-Who go it? -Hyun-moo.
Mine is too long.
-Really? -Let us see.
Yeah. It's so long that I can pick my nose like this.
(Slide out)
(Giraffe's relative!)
Amazing.
Seriously?
(Sad giraffe who has a short tongue)
Can you do this?
I can do it all.
Not anyone can do this.
-My tongue can pass my jaw. -Show us.
I'll show you.
(Astonished)
(Mouth wide open)
(Lower than her chin)
It's a tentacle!
(Amazed even if they see it again!)
That's why it's hard to break up with me.
What?
(Hide)
(Shy)
-It must make people angry when you tease them with your tongue. -It does.
(Explosion of sticking tongue out!)
(Brilliancy)
How annoying!
Kang Ho-dong!
That's so annoying!
Shin-young, did you know that you get to gift a kiss
to the person who guesses the most questions right?
-Hyun-moo got it right. -Yes.
-I'll try not to get anymore questions right. -All right.
Guess what I'm the most afraid of.
-What you're afraid of?
Men.
-Men? -I think you got hurt by them.
No. It has to do with something here.
Studying.
-No. -Exams.
The thing you're most afraid of is a man prettier than you!
No.
How can there be prettier men than me?
-Hee-chul. -There are many.
There are none!
(I bent my knees to...)
(propel towards you!)
(2nd time!)
(Unable to recuperate)
(Confident)
(Oh brother)
Did my skin come off?
(Devoted)
We're letting this one slide because you're the top man's girlfriend!
Who's the top man?
(Weak man to his woman (?) )
I know. Comedians.
-No. -I know.
A comedian who isn't funny?
(Surprised)
You're close!
-Kim Yeong-cheol. -Kim Yeong-cheol.
Why me?
It's somebody's something.
Kim Yeong-cheol's...?
-I know. -Kim Yeong-cheol's gag!
-No! -Kim Yeong-cheol's face!
No!
Kim Yeong-cheol's life!
You're almost there!
Why is it me?
Kim Yeong-cheol's talent?
What does he do the most?
What does he do the most in the waiting room?
Kim Yeong-cheol's chatter!
Correct!
(Extreme sympathy)
Today makes me self-reflect.
"I did this over the weekend." "In the weekend, I met Young-ja."
(His infinite repertoire that continues with vocal mimicry!)
So this is how others see me.
What is my favorite food?
-Food? -Yes, food.
Something that looks like I'll eat well.
-Pork. -Hamburger.
-Pizza. -Pork belly.
-Pig feet. -Seasoned chicken.
Boiled pork.
Ma'am, please choose from the menu.
What should I eat?
(Improv siblings who do improv whenever there's a chance!)
It has to do with family.
-Family. -It has to do with mother.
And there are some people who do it for their kids in early elementary school.
To pour water over rice!
-It's similar! -What?
You pour water over rice and...
You tear apart young radish kimchi with your hands and put it over that.
It's not with your hands! It's close!
I know! Your mom rips the kimchi with her chopsticks!
-No! -Ripping the kimchi with her teeth!
Correct!
He's right. How would anyone tear apart young radish kimchi like this?
My grandmother makes the kimchi herself then dips it water
and sucks on it just in case it'll be too spicy for me.
It's more about the sincerity than the taste for me.
Is your grandmother still alive?
Yes, she is.
Then you can tell her to make it for you.
Tell her to suck on them and then you can freeze them.
To my grandmother?
Grandmother, please suck on these for me.
Tell her to send it to you by mail, and then you can freeze them up.
"Oh, my dear Shin-young would want to eat these."
(I should suck on a ton of these and send it by mail!)
(Hard to breathe)
I really want to go inside their brains.
Seriously.
Okay, this is the next question.
I've heard this a lot.
When people tell me that I lost my character because
I lost weight, what is my frequent response?
I found my health.
No.
I found a man.
No.
I'm going to lose more weight!
I'm going to fix it.
I'm going to fix it?
-I'm going to fix it? -No.
I'm going to fix it? Wrong!
(Acceleration attack!)
(Return with a light heart)
She hit my temple.
Be careful.
I know. With your long tongue, you do this.
(I'm starting!)
It really scrapes!
No! I said no!
(Who did it!)
(Finish with acting like a fool)
Wrong.
Wherever I go, they tell me, "Oh, you lost your character because you lost weight!"
(Eat this!)
(Reap what you sow!)
She's a funny one. She's very active.
That's wrong.
Yes, it's the end for me.
It's similar.
My diet is over.
-No. -No, no.
Why would you say that?
Yes, I'm going to stop being funny now.
No.
It's similar to "it's over for me."
I'm ruined.
-My life is ruined. -I know! My life is just starting.
No.
Why does he say the strangest things?
(Returning the answer to the initial point!)
I'm ruined because I lost so much weight.
It's similar, Hee-chul.
Hee-chul?
(Explicit)
(It's obvious she's targeting Hee-chul!)
Yes, I'm completely ruined.
Correct!
-Correct! -Didn't I answer that one?
No!
Hyun-moo got this one right.
(Bitter)
"What are you going to do since you lost your character?"
I don't know. I think I'm ruined.
-Losing weight isn't a bad thing. -You must have been very stressed.
I really did get very stressed.
Since you lost weight, do you feel better?
Yes.
Did you have a high risk of diseases?
Hyperlipidemia and fatty liver disease. When I drew
my blood out, white things were floating in it.
Oh, dear.
It was fat.
The doctor asked me what I think I would look like in ten years.
So I told him I would be on television doing shows.
He told me I might not even be alive.
At this rate, I might be in big trouble. My blood vessels were blocked.
Don't men look at you differently now?
No, they looked at me better back then.
It's been a decade since I realized my chin stuck out.
My chin is out.
That's a rich chin.
If you go back in time, would you lose weight or just go on?
I'd lose weight again.
If I'm fat, I can be very funny, but there's always a limit.
I want to challenge myself. Even if people tell me I'm not
funny anymore, I have the confidence to change their opinions.
Let's give her a round of applause!
(A round of applause to Kim Shin-young who dreams of being the best female comedian)
(Next question)
Here we go.
What am I the best at?
-Voice mimicry. -No.
-Mo Pal-mo. -Mo Pal-mo.
-"King Ju-mong." -Similar.
Beat-box.
Do you still want to see Mo Pal-mo?
Yes.
-There are people who still want to see that here? -Yes, seriously!
It's less boring than a mimicry of Ha Choon-hwa.
-Really? -Of course.
I only did that for seventeen years.
(Meanwhile Mo Pal-mo appears!)
(Mo Pal-mo doppelganger!)
King Ju-mong!
(Happy)
I brought it!
Happy?
(Funny Mo Pal-mo mimicry)
Imitating your relatives.
It's similar.
But how do I imitate them?
With your expression.
She's doing it right now.
-Using your face. -Doing a quiz.
You're almost there, Hee-chul!
(I chose you as the winner!)
Didn't I get that one right?
You're almost there, Hee-chul.
Cheer up!
-Jeon Hyun-moo! -Shin-young!
Can't you hear me?
-Jeon Hyun-moo. -Copying their expressions.
Talk with your expression?
(The answer came out already!)
(Talk with your expression vs. Copying their expressions)
Correct!
(A fight Hyun-moo couldn't win)
He said the exact answer!
(Making an objection till the end!)
-You have to say "talking." -But hold on. Hyun-moo really wanted to win.
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
-What? -Why are you sighing?
Why are you drinking water?
Just in case.
Just in case?
(Look at them?)
Just in case. She is a girl after all.
Can you close your eyes?
Wait a minute. You better not do this while my eyes are closed.
I really don't like this.
I've suffered this many times. Don't do it.
-What is this? -If you put your fingers like this, they're like your lips.
(Like this. Peck!)
(Oh it feels like this?)
Okay. One, two, three.
Come a little slower.
(Startled)
I'm shaking!
(Please come a little slower)
Kim Shin-young failed the first try!
Time for the second try.
(Not true)
One.
("Comb back her hair and straighten his shaking heart")
(The brothers feel more nervous)
(And)
(Kiss)
Congratulations, Hee-chul!
(Mood lifted up suddenly)
Hee-chul, congratulations for getting a prize.
I like the "Talk with your Face" game a lot.
You can't talk with your lips.
Without words, you just have to guess through expressions and actions.
With expressions?
(Laughing alone)
I can't look her in the eyes after kissing her once.
(Gets up)
(Embarrassed again)
Wear this like this.
I actually have a lot of embarrassment.
Just peek through it.
Better? Are you okay?
I'm not shy now.
You're not shy now?
Now you can answer the questions.
When you feel better, take it off.
Okay.
-Keep going. -Okay.
I really like talking using your face and expressions.
How fun!
(Big reactions)
-We need to guess? -Yes.
Watch.
(Please watch her expressions and actions)
That dude?
(Intolerable expression)
-I know! Seo Jang-hoon! -Correct!
Right! It's like this!
I knew it was him because you did this.
(Everyone agrees)
I didn't know at all.
Next one.
(Next problem right away!)
-I know. Ahn Yoon-sang. -No.
-Kim Yeong-cheol. -Correct.
How is that me?
It is you!
You guys are good at this.
(Amazed)
(Quickly)
-Jung-yeop! -Correct!
He's in my company.
Oh, you guys are from the same company?
(Rotating the microphone is the point)
Are you shaving?
(Shaving Jung-yeop?)
This is a really hard one.
(Bounce once and slightly bent neck. Hand like a wing.)
(Reflexively tilting neck)
Kim Hye-soo.
No.
-Go Hyun-jeong. -Seol-hyun.
I'm that similar to her?
-But... -Really?
Kang Boo-ja.
Park Na-Rae.
No!
Look at me.
(Flip. Thump!)
(Point is smiling eyes?)
Is that a dance? I don't think so.
(Dance?)
-I know! Lee Hyo-ri! -Correct!
(Old men are bewildered)
(Blue Rain (1998) - Finkl. Slightly bent neck.)
(Move up and down)
You guys are soul-mates.
-Blue Rain. -Blue Rain.
Finkl's debut song in 1998.
Right. Here's another one.
Kim Shin-young.
S.E.S. Ba-da?
Lee Gye-in?
An alien?
-I'm going nuts. -Sung Yoo-ri?
-Who is that? -Hyun-sook!
No! Hyun-sook is like this.
(Automatic clapping)
(Exact shot)
(A congratulatory performance for old men)
(Extremely satisfied)
(Back to the question!)
Who is that?
Shim-shin?
Min Kyung-hoon!
-No. -No, it's not me.
Ho-dong! Ho-dong! Ho-dong!
Cool's Lee Jae-hoon!
Correct!
I see him.
(We can see Lee Jae-hoon. Only took the points.)
-This is how you play. -This is fun!
(We can do it, too)
-Hyun-moo, you try it since you're our guest. -Yeah.
-Hyun-moo, try it. -Go out there.
Hyun-moo...your uniform. What's wrong with the end of your uniform?
-It was too long, so I folded it. -Oh, really?
(Do the problem right away!)
(Turn)
(No...way...)
I know! Seol-hyun!
Correct.
Really?
(I can't hold it in!!!)
Why? Don't I just have to show you my back?
(We're going crazy)
I'm sorry. That's all I have.
(Leave after a strong, short impression)
Now you know a lot about me, right?
Yes.
(A time to rediscover Shin-young!)
Hyun-moo, come out.
(Bounce)
(Bounce~)
"Oh Na-mi."
(Struggling to extend (?) his contract)
I know. Crazy man.
(Today I'm Sexy Smart Man)
Shall we find out about Hyun-moo?
Let's do this.
What was my nickname when I was little?
I know. Garfield.
Oh, they look alike!
-Garfield? -Garfield.
I know. Han-moo.
-Han-moo? -I know. Piggy cat.
-What? -Piggy cat.
-Crazy cat? -Piggy cat.
Piggy cat? You need to get hit.
Piggy cat was a little harsh.
It's similar to Garfield.
Garfield isn't a piggy cat.
(Oh my head)
I know! Dalmado.
(Huh?)
(Staring the explanation now)
-Hold still. -My eyes did pop out a lot.
(A simple circle + one dot)
(Acknowledge Dalmado)
Ghosts won't come into your house.
If you say my name fast enough, you get this.
(Jeon Hyun-moo = [???])
Oh, I know.
It's very cute.
Oh...it's cute?
That witch?
(Angry)
Jeon Hyun-moo. Jeo No-moo. Jeo Nom-sae...That bastard.
He cussed! That's bad! He cussed!
(I can't let this slide!)
(Be careful of what you say!)
I know! Pickled radish!
Oh!
Really?
Correct!
(Jeon Hyun-moo's nickname was pickled radish)
How'd you know that one?
I said your name fast and got that.
Wait. What's the prize?
Since Sang-min got it right, I'll let him come on one of my shows.
What about "I Live Alone?"
How about "I Live with my Creditors?"
(I'm going to throw this bottle at you~!)
In the waiting room, we were asking if Seo Jang-hoon
can appear on "I Live Alone," and you said:
"It's more like I came to live alone."
("I Came To Live By Myself")
He came to live by himself.
("I Came To Live By Myself Too")
Only people who lived alone from the beginning can appear.
(Fall short of the program's requirement!)
How about "I Want To Live Alone?"
Oh, no. Too many people want that, so we can't do it.
There are two people who want to go on that show for sure.
(Suddenly serious)
(Am I the only bad husband?)
Next question.
I'm going to get in trouble again today.
It was just a joke.
I didn't appear in variety shows from the beginning.
I became an announcer first. What was the first talent
I ever did on a morning show I appeared on as a guest?
I know, but I won't say it.
I know. SHINee?
('Jeon Hyun-moo' is known for this dance!)
It happened before that. It was about 2006 then.
He did the thing that was the talk of the nation in 2006.
-In 2006? -It was the hottest thing back then.
I know. Buzz.
Buzz.
(Buzz who was popular for their World Cup cheering song?)
Wrong.
(Upset)
Really?
(Proud.)
When I was an announcer,
I went to comedian's room to borrow a wig.
I did TVXQ's Hug.
(Impossible High Notes.)
(What made who Hyun-moo is today.)
(And that gag's creator, Soo-geun!)
Let's go back.
Why don't you guys try it again?
Kyung-hoon has to help us.
Kyung-hoon, help them.
Just until reds go, reds go!
Okay.
Reds go! Reds go!
(Full of anticipation.)
He looks like an executioner.
Is Kyung-hoon wearing a wig too?
(Original singer wears a wig too.)
(But something's funny.)
You should wear it.
(So jealous he's funny...!)
We chose this song
because we sang this in front of
the city hall instead of Buzz.
They made more money than we did.
How much did you get?
(Two original members take stage.)
Let's go!
You have to move big.
(Even better live.)
It's so much better with
the original artist.
(Original comedian.)
(Original aritist's)
(wonderful stage.)
I feel weird doing this again.
There's another World Cup soon.
Yes, there is.
This was 10 years ago already.
Why don't you do it for he Olympics too?
(Next question!)
People called me a caveman because
I have so much hair.
Where in my body is there no hair?
Ear.
Ear? No.
Chest?
No. It's shaped like a butterfly.
He definitely has hair there.
Arm pits?
I have so much, it's like a rain forest.
Rain forest?
Knees?
Nope.
Toes?
Nope.
Thighs?
You cant see my toes.
Thighs?
No I have a lot there.
Nipples?
You can't even see them.
Top of your foot?
No, I have a lot there.
My feet look like Uggs.
Didn't we cover everything?
Anus?
I'll check tonight.
How are you gonna check?
You need a mirror.
Got it!
Solar plexus.
What?
Top of your stomach.
Correct!
That's the only place with no hair?
Top of my stomach, right here.
It's super white.
Most people don't have hair there.
Show us.
(Immediate verification!)
I don't really want to see it.
Just unbutton two buttons and show us.
(Coming soon.)
It really is white.
Lift it up a little bit.
Show us where your thumb is.
Just move your thumb.
(Censored for old and pregnant people.)
(Despicable.)
I think one of the writers swore at me.
Do you like having a lot of hair?
Isn't it inconvenient?
It's inconvenient.
It's too hot during summer.
But it keeps me warm over winter.
But what it's good during summer is,
I don't get mosquito bites.
Why?
It's a trap once it sits on my thighs.
I saw something shocking.
I saw a mosquito this big.
It sat down but got tangled on my hair.
Seriously, I'm not joking.
So I just killed him.
You're like a human Raid spray.
His face doesn't look like
the ones of pure Asians.
You're like that too.
You look a bit Mongolian.
(The Ssn of the great plains.)
Or maybe Khitan?
He has a 50/50 vision to.
Aren't we all like that?
There are a lot of people who look like him
when you go to Mongolia.
2 out of 3 people in the streets
look like Ho-dong.
Don't make fun of Mongolians.
I'm not!
He's saying Ho-dong just looks like them.
(What?)
Is it bad to say someone looks like me?
Is it?
Next question.
There's a part of me
that's way sexier
than any one of you.
Which part of my body
is undoubtedly sexier than everyone here?
How can that body be sexy?
It's really sexy.
("There's sexy somewhere.")
Butt, tongue, stomach.
Palms?
I thought it was his brain.
There was an answer.
(There was an answer?)
Tongue?
Chin?
The answer is?
Brain.
Correct.
Correct!
(Frustrated.)
(What?)
How can a brain be sexy?
Split your head open, let's see.
Is your brain doing sexy dances?
How can a brain be sexy?
It's like a model.
What are you gonna do
if you lose to us?
Jang-hoon and Yeong-cheol are
both really smart too.
I have something prepared
to prove how much better and sexier
my brain is compared to yours'.
I'm really not nervous here.
Somewhere else, I might be.
All of you are...
What are you trying to say?
(Ssamja in furious mode.)
Then our class
should show him no mercy
and let's take it to him.
Let me give you a question.
It was voted as the easiest question
in one of my shows.
Is it math?
It's hard already.
15.
From here,
draw one online
to make this equation work.
One line.
You can't change the equal sign.
So you can't do this.
Just draw one line to make it 550?
I already have an answer.
What is it?
Jang-hoon will tell you.
Tell him.
(Blink, blink.)
It took me less than 10 minutes.
(Have no clue.)
Just one line?
Everyone's quiet now.
This is why my brain is sexy.
It took you 10 minutes, right?
You need to give us 10 minutes.
Fine. I'll give you an hour.
We still have lots to do.
Is it a math or a nonsense quiz?
Just shut up and solve it.
N0. I don't want to anymore.
(Nice excuse Yeong-cheol...)
When I first saw it,
I solved it right away.
Difficulty is 1 star?
No, half a star.
It almost got cut
because I solved it too quickly.
Who got it first?
Me.
(Ssamja's competitiveness burning.)
Who's the smart one here?
(Now that is the hard question.)
Soo-geun.
Soo-geun?
Yup...
That shows how stupid this class is.
We have to look at it the other way around.
We can't look at it straight.
Let's solve it like this.
(What's he talking about?)
(Unbelievable...)
(Two talkative people are quiet.)
It's so quiet in here.
What if I made it into a negative?
Staff doesn't know either?
(No idea.)
Anyone?
There are a lot of problems here.
He's so annoying.
It's because people always
look down on me in that show.
I wanted to see how that felt like.
(Time passes by quietly)
I'll give you 3 more minutes.
10 minutes has passed already.
Sure.
Wow, you guys really can't solve this.
Do you see it better from far away?
Just one line?
Yup.
(Can Sin-young get a sexy brain?)
What did you just erase?
15?
(Drawing 1 and erasing 50.)
Isn't this right?
(She's at least crazy...)
Don't even bother coming up here.
You have to think outside the box.
Ho-dong, what's wrong?
(Way too serious.)
(Soo-geun gives it a try.)
I'm looking forward to this.
(Doesn't mean it...)
(Something's weird.)
Why is he drawing?
What are you doing?
Is that an intestine?
(He's drawing organs!)
(Erases it himself.)
I had false hope.
Sang-min!
(Genius 2 winner, Sang-min goes!)
What if you draw it there?
(It's like he's looking at an art.)
This shouldn't take long.
It's not weird.
You'll think it was too obvious.
(The crazy one will try?)
He's got it!
He's our hope!
Good!
Can I do it here?
Just draw it anywhere!
What is it?
(Is he really crazy...?)
What is it?
I'm gonna solve it, okay?
(What's his answer?)
Just do it!
What!
Just go for it!
Correct.
(He got it right!)
545+5?
This is why my brain is sexy.
How does this prove that?
Let's try one more.
Now, an actual quiz.
I don't know how you'll take this
but I'll take this 1 against 8.
(Hyun-mu vs. The rest.)
You can choose the topic.
(Who does he think we are?)
There are many topics.
This is unbelievable.
The staff prepared the questions.
First to 5 wins.
You can win against
all of us combined?
Yup.
(Getting angry.)
Why is he so confident?
He can be...
First question,
(What fits the inequalities below?)
What?
What's it asking?
Fits?
I got it.
What is it asking?
What does it mean fits the inequalities?
(Understanding the question is hard...)
(Hyun-mu wrote his answer!)
(The clock is just ticking by.)
Come here! I got it!
(The herd is moving!)
I got this one!
(Did the crazy one get it again?)
I got this one!
(Hyun-mu lost his smug smile.)
We can beat him!
We have a genius!
(Whisper.)
(Eureka!)
Let's go!
(What...?)
He's a genius.
I'm good at this sort of thing.
(Went from the crazy one to a genius.)
Let's open up.
(He was so confident.)
(Who will win the first question?)
Let's see the answers!
One, two, three!
(Rock, paper, scissors.)
(Both team correct!)
(answer: Rock, paper, scissors.)
You're on the same level as me,
the stupidest one here.
Did you solve it?
I did. Didn't you?
Next question, please.
(Second question?)
History!
(Sweet!)
(He knows some history.)
He's our professor Yoo Hong-sik.
Really?
Then do we flip that panel around?
It's Yoo Hong-joon.
Sorry.
History question.
This water clock was made in Se-jong's
16th year by Jang Young-sil, Kim Jo,
Lee Chun and other scholars.
It's national treasure #229.
What's the name of this water clock?
(Wavering eyes.)
(Frozen hand.)
Jang-hoon, do you know?
(Gathered around with)
(Jang-hoon in the middle.)
I don't even understand the question.
(A lot of ideas are coming forward.)
This is hard!
We owned this question.
Jang-hoon knew the answer
as soon as the question came out.
Hurry!
5,4
Wait.
3!
2!
1!
Finished!
Just do it.
(Their answers?)
1,2,3. Open!
(Team Brother's answer: Ja Gyuk-Ru.)
Hurry and show us the answer!
I'm so embarrassed.
Why?
Hyun-mu!
(I really can't show this answer.)
(What's Hyun-mu's answer?)
Soo Gye.
Because it was the water clock?
The answer is,
Ja Gyuk-Ru.
(Team Brothers correct!)
(Embarrassed.)
He's stupid!
Wait,
he thought we were stupid
when he wrote things like Soo Gye?
Because it was the water clock.
He thought he could take all 8 of us?
You don't even know Ja Gyuk-Ru?
I'm sorry.
And you act stupid in 'Problematic Men'?
(Too excited.)
Be careful. Don't hurt your neck again.
It's not bad.
Current Events.
It's not bad.
War of Words!
(War of Word's MC, Jang-hoon's forte!)
He's in War of Words?
What if we get two in a row?
This is when artists and social workers
without funds list their work
or projects online
in order to receive funding from
many anonymous investors.
What's this called?
It's 6 letters!
(They look like they know the answer!)
Why did you tell him how many letters
there were?
These are the first two letters for sure.
(Starts with 'angel'?)
I don't know the rest of it.
Isn't it crowd funding?
It's not crowd funding?
I think this is right.
(A lot of ideas coming out.)
I think I heard of it before.
Let's go with that.
Let's just give this one away.
Let's give him one.
(Couldn't take it even if he wanted to.)
We have to give him some advantage.
Because if he loses to us, he'll quit
'Problematic Men'.
Seriously.
You quit, if you lose to us.
Can I not reveal my answer?
No, you have to.
It's too embarrassing.
You have to reveal it.
I had no idea but still did it.
Please show us your answers.
One, two, three!
(Angel fund.)
Isn't it hope funding?
No.
(Artist funding.)
Artist funding?
(Which one is correct?)
The answer is,
crowd funding.
I told you!
(Thank god.)
(Sang-min was right.)
Sang-min!
(Disappointed 'War of Words' MC.)
What's Hyun-mu's answer?
Artist funding.
(Totally embarrassed.)
We at least knew the answer.
No more mercy.
Capitals question!
(Sweet...?)
Capital!
(Capitals are Yeong-cheol's forte!)
Yeong-cheol's really good.
What's Nigeria's capital?
Nairobi.
No, I mean...
Nigeria?
Nairobi is Kenya.
I shouldn’t tell him.
What's Turkey's capital?
You know it, right?
(He doesn't know it.)
Isn't it?
This is too easy.
This could be confusing.
(They're sure of their answer this time.)
(He has no idea.)
No, look.
This is right.
(Meeting over!)
Did you write it down?
I did but, wait. I'm confused.
No waiting. We gotta go right away.
He could've been confused.
(Hyun-mu erased his answer.)
(Could his new answer be correct?)
One, two, three!
(Ankara.)
(Istanbul.)
(Ankara vs. Istanbul.)
Turkey's capital is,
Ankara.
(Team Brothers: 2, Hyun-mu: 0)
It was so obvious.
(You got it wrong!)
(Speaker of Non Summit Meeting, schooled.)
You wrote Ankara first, didn't you?
Yup.
(Erased the correct answer.)
Bring the smartest person from your show.
(Blood pressure rising.)
(Sexy brain man.)
(I have to get this right!)
Let's focus.
We need to focus.
Wait.
Hyun-mu's writing his answer already.
It's something to do with binary code.
(Can they get it this one too?)
(Hyun-mu got it!)
Isn't this right?
(Did they get it from two answers?)
This is way too simple.
(6=66662 is too easy?)
This is too simple.
(Focused.)
(Soo-geun's not taking his eyes off.)
(Can he find the pattern?)
Wait!
(Soo-geun has an idea.)
Isn't this it?
(Translation: That's right!)
(Everyone agrees with Soo-geun!)
Tell me what you guys think.
Let's go with that.
I can't be right about everything.
(He's feeling the pressure now.)
Hyun-mu, are you done?
I did.
Then, let's go.
(Both team reveal their answers!)
(Brothers: 1.)
Why?
Just show us.
(Embarrassed again.)
Don't I have a right not to show it?
No, you don't.
(There's no mercy in this classroom.)
What is it?
That was one of our options.
That's what we had.
The answer is...
I just added everything.
You substituted 5 with 1, right?
We had two answers like that.
We thought, this can't be it.
1 is 6.
So 6 must be 1.
Was that okay?
I think it's great.
I want to start over.
(Regrets won't do any good now.)
Tell us the answer!
What is it?
The answer is,
(Soo-geun's 1? or Hyun-mu's 666661?)
1.
(Soo-geun is correct!)
(Soo-geun's brain just got sexy!)
(Transitive property.)
(Well done, Soo-geun.)
If 1=6, then of course 6=1!
I'm a comedian! Keep it simple!
(Shouldn't have suggested a quiz.)
I really had my doubts on this one.
Do only beginners go on your show?
Wait, is it all scripted?
That show should be called 'Brain Dead'.
Your brain is dead!
Wait,
to make this entertaining,
I was gonna tie it up and get the last one.
He's unbelievable.
You know it's done if we get this right?
What are you doing here? Move.
Change the title!
To 'Problematic Men: Brain Dead'.
(Shouldn't have suggested a quiz.)
His brain is rotten.
Our brains are sexy.
Nonsense!
(Happy.)
(Sad.)
It's nonsense quiz.
What city does a flower shop owner
hate the most?
We definitely have an edge on this one.
Fisherman's worst nightmare is
Bae Chul-soo.
(Comedians have an advantage!)
(Excited!)
How's this?
(Yeong-cheol shares his answer.)
(Already celebrating.)
(They're so annoying.)
Let's go!
Settle down.
Watch the mirror!
Guys!
My friends!
Let's try to send him back alive.
And you go home
and bring your boss.
Who's the smartest in your show?
Don't play around here.
Ho-dong, I got it.
It wasn't hard.
I think he's got it wrong.
One, two, three!
(Beijing.)
(Sidney.)
Sidney!
Beijing! (Sounds similar to cut.)
(No way.)
Sidney! (Withered.)
(They're sure Sidney is correct!)
It's Sidney!
I think you'd be better off
if you didn't write anything.
He's right.
answer is Sidney!
Sidney is correct!
This is how I go...
Move!
I don't want to do this anymore.
I want to stop.
Hey Hyun-mu!
Our show is called 'Ask Us Anything'!
'Ask Us Anything'!
You guys do know a lot.
It's not 'Don't Ask Us'.
Our stupid image is all made up.
Hyun-mu, wait!
Wipe here.
Your brain is bleeding.
Why don't we let Hyun-mu choose?
Pick one.
He has pride.
Isn't he getting worse?
Capital!
Capital?
(We'll give one away.)
That's the most difficult one.
Get this one.
I have to get this.
(Last capital question!)
Capital.
What's Ethiopia's capital?
Ethiopia?
(The giant stood up.)
He's got it!
(...What?)
(Unbelievable!)
Did you know this one?
Am I being punked?
Look at his eyes!
They look like Shitzu's hungry look.
It's correct because I got it at once.
One, two, three!
(Wrote Ethiopia.)
Did you just write Ethiopia?
Can I not show my answer?
No!
You don't.
Why are you acting stupid?
One, two, three!
Ethiopia.
Don't be surprised.
We were surprised.
Addis Ababa.
The answer?
Ethiopia's capital is,
(Can Jang-hoon's answer)
(lead to a complete victory?)
(Or can Hyun-mu salvage what he can?)
Addis Ababa.
(Ethiopia's capital is Addis Ababa.)
(Turn up!)
(Loss for words.)
There's a giant kid who allegedly knows
every capital cities in the world.
We're at Paju right now.
Here comes the kid!
(Pride of 'Ask Us Anything'.)
8 vs. Hyun-mu was...
5-0.
8 people team, wins!
Because you lost,
you need to act stupid out here.
He needs to quit his show.
Be honest.
How surprised are you?
A lot.
I didn’t think you guys were this good.
We're surprised,
you're this stupid.
(No words.)
I apologize.
Good.
I learned a lot.
(100% Ad-libbed.)
(No thoughts, no basics, no script.)
(Today's stage, restaurant!)
What did I tell you?
You're such a cow!
(Trying to be as annoying as possible.)
(7 Annoying Guests.)
(Thoughtless Inside.)
Don't light the stove like this.
(Busy getting ready.)
It stinks of gas in here!
Do it just like how I told you to!
Why don't you listen to your mom?
I got it!
I should've known
when you wanted to be an announcer.
Enough with this nagging!
Just show it to me already.
Why did you even want to be on TV?
Mom, why don't you try?
Put one scoop on here.
In the middle.
Just leave it.
Just like your life,
don't do anything with it.
You have to leave it.
Here is...
Welcome!
Grandma!
Soo-geun! You're here!
Soo-geun!
Grandma!
(So happy to see each other.)
Nice to meet you.
Is this
the one who wanted to be an announcer?
Yes, that useless one!
Do you even know
how she raised you?
That's right!
(Surprised at how real this is!)
She did everything to send you to college!
Hit him more!
He's killing me!
Can you drink Sprite?
Hyun-mu, go get us
some phesants.
Phesant soup and
Make it a female one.
and some fried shisamo.
What?
This isn't Izakaya.
No, you can get them anywhere.
Mom, can we serve those?
It's all in here.
What?
It's all in here!
You minced it?
It's all in here.
That's not soup. We want fried soup.
It's fried. They're all the same.
You're losing your touch!
You used to work hard before.
What are you talking about?
Look!
Just try it.
When did you ever try pheasants?
Here, just eat it.
He doesn’t eat stuff like this!
It's good!
(Hates it.)
Hurry! It's hot!
My hands are burning!
My hands are about to burn.
(Grandma's friendliness.)
They're not even cooked!
(You can check the ingredients yourself.)
You should stop cooking, if you can't cook!
(Shocked!)
Soo-geun, what's wrong?
What?
You're not Soo-geun I used to know.
Who's the guy you knew?
I'm so disappointed in you.
Mom, it's okay.
Do you know who my eldest son is?
Guys.
My eldest son is a doctor!
He's not a doctor.
What are you talking about?
I meant an undertaker!
That's kind of a doctor!
I can send you right to him.
Be careful. Or, I can make you a coffin.
Hyun-mu.
What happened to Soo-geun?
(Spits it out!)
What's wrong?
Grandma, this is seasoned all wrong!
That's why I'm old.
(Oh!)
I'm too old to get everything right.
You shouldn't come then.
This is grandma's house.
Just eat a lot of rice.
What?
Hi.
We came from Seoul.
We heard this place is delicious.
Welcome!
I came with my baby.
Welcome.
Go get the side dishes.
Bring some side dishes.
Sure.
We're from Seoul.
Why are you talking to me like that?
My baby.
Baby? How old are you?
4!
What?
4!
Mom!
(Yeong-cheol looks for his mom.)
What's wrong?
Did you poop?
Yes...
(Gets the diapers.)
(Throws it towards the other table.)
That was a poop diaper!
(Disaster while eating.)
I want a new one.
You can't put this in here!
Wait a minute.
Do you know who I am?
I'm a power blogger!
It's only baby's poo.
Good job.
I'll do it for you.
Here, let me.
Wait.
Oh my god!
(Oh my god!)
Mom!
She's crazy!
(Doesn't want it.)
Here.
(Really...?)
(With her love, into his mouth.)
Good boy.
That's dirty!
My spit is a medicine!
I'm posting this on my blog.
My son is a doctor!
I'm at this restaurant in Daegu.
This is Apgujeongdong.
We're at Rodeo Drive.
You can't post that.
I posted it.
There will be a lot of people here
now that I posted it.
So we're not paying.
Can I post you?
You'll be in trouble.
Pay.
What?
Hello? Is this the police?
Fine! I'll pay.
My stomach feels weird.
Let's go.
Get out.
Wait. Stand up straight.
Are you really 4?
44.
You're not 4.
44?
Are they trying to con us?
Where are you going?
How much is it?
What did you have?
Side dishes, rice,
$125.23.
(Ripping off criminals.)
Hey.
Pick it up.
What?
Are you serious?
(Worst guest even when he's paying.)
Are you serious?
I gave up on
swearing after I found my religion.
How dare you, you damn idiot!
Just...
(Foul mouthed grandma!)
Mom!
(Grandma exploded!)
Mom! It's fine!
(Just flip over the tables!)
You damn trash!
(Shivering.)
Mom!
Do you want to die?
(Angry grandma kick!)
Who do you think you are?
I'm posting this on my blog!
Even if I die tomorrow,
I'm killing you first.
(Still angry!)
Soo-geun!
I'm getting out of this dump!
Get out!
(Door doesn't open.)
(The set is blocked off.)
Get out!
You die if you go that way.
It's a big drop.
We're on 27th floor!
We have a great view.
Someone fell off.
That's why it's blocked.
(Beaten.)
Why are you still here?
She was so rude!
Mom, we still made a profit.
Soo-geun, pay up.
Grandma, bye.
You know me, right?
I'm not finished yet!
Fine, finish your meal.
Tell your friends it's delicious.
Sure.
My friends are coming.
Call your friends.
Sorry I'm late.
(Soo-geun's friend Ho-dong.)
Hurry and sit!
How have you been?
Good!
Why are you coming now?
Soo-geun!
(Guests are lining up.)
He's a celebrity!
Wait.
Kang Ho-dong!
The wrestler!
He's that wrestler!
Wow! Ho-dong!
Did you see me on TV?
Of course!
Nice to meet you!
(I'm a guest too...)
I love you!
Kang Ho-dong's the best!
Me?
Who's this? He looks familiar.
I'm his friend.
Wait, I know him.
He's that Bus.
Grandma! It's not bus.
They're the next Eagles!
Excuse me,
(You were here too?)
Umm...
This left over...
No, this is new.
I mean...
(I meant, can I eat this left over?)
You want to eat it for free?
(Sang-min's here as a homeless.)
Let's drink.
Grandma, what are you doing?
I'm frying pheasants.
Mr. Ho-dong!
Yes?
When you're on TV,
can you say my name?
What's your name?
Kim Sin-young.
Okay.
And,
when I was 19,
my brother went missing.
Okay.
Kim Bok-seup.
Please help me find him.
Sure.
Seriously.
Can you say she's looking for him on TV?
Kim Bok-seup.
(I'll find him!)
Excuse me!
Is there any left over soju?
What?
Left over soju.
What's wrong with him?
Why is he here?
If you're gonna throw it away.
I'll eat it, if you're gonna throw it out.
Drink it and just go quietly.
(Tears...!)
Are they cooked?
Grandma, this is seriously delicious.
It's good, right?
(Ho-dong, getting ready to leave.)
Thanks for the food.
I'll just sign the wall
and go for now.
Autograph?
(You're not paying?)
We'll take the money, not your autograph.
I'll come next time.
Let me just give you an autograph.
I'll just give you an autograph.
(Hey, you damn wrestler.)
Wait!
We don't need your autograph.
You can take a picture too.
(He's paying with his autograph!)
You can't do that.
He's pissing me off now.
(How do I make him pay?)
You have to pay.
(Drops a hair.)
What's wrong?
Grandma.
What?
I was just about to pay.
But look at this hair!
This is pheasant's hair!
This is disgusting!
(Flustered momentarily.)
This is parsley!
Parsley?
I think that's my hair.
Is it vanilla?
Stop. This shouldn't happen to food.
Let's go.
You should quit cooking!
(Something's wrong.)
(Sin-young has no choice but to watch.)
You guys are disgusting!
I won't tell anyone about the hair.
Kang Ho-dong!
Hey!
(Homeless Sang-min explodes.)
You put that hair there!
(I saw everything!)
This is why Yoo Jae-suk is better than you!
(Paying back her kindness.)
I saw you putting that hair there!
Take his picture!
It was you?
(His friend betrays him.)
That's what you took out of your pocket?
Did you seriously do this?
It was you?
This was my new program.
Hidden Camera!
(Hidden Camera!)
(Unbelievable.)
We go around to different restaurants.
You go to other restaurants?
Yup.
It's my new show!
Really?
Yup!
Look at the cameras!
They're everywhere!
We're all in a same team!
(The staff just became an accomplice.)
We were filming everything!
I was so surprised.
Why don't you leave a message
for your missing brother?
You should.
Kim Bok-seup,
how are you?
How are you doing?
Bok-seup...
He's your son.
I couldn't tell you before.
I had a reason to not show up.
Now...
Please call me.
Miss,
well...
You must miss your father.
Wait. We're getting reports.
How does he look like?
Was he tall?
He was very tall.
If you get in touch with him,
how many years has it been?
If I see him...
it'll be 40 years since.
Really?
Wait!
He's...
He just got here.
My Bok-seup?
He could be Ye-seup.
But he's here.
Really?
The extra needs to stop drinking.
Am I done?
You're done.
You can leave now.
(The extra leaves the set.)
I hope you find him.
You're needed at 'Live Information'
Bye.
After 40 years, he saw it on TV and
Mr. Kim Bok-seup is
here now.
I've been praying for this.
Try calling your love.
He wasn't my love.
Back in my days,
I called him, honey.
Honey?
Give him a shout!
Bok-seup honey!
(Dad...?)
(Sin-young desperately calling his name.)
Bok-seup!
Dad?
Someone's here!
(Will he show?)
(Bok-seup's here!)
(Sin-young!)
After 40 years.
Honey!
(Our best actor.)
Are you Kim Bok-seup?
(Collapsed all of a sudden.)
Oh my!
He needs a CPR!
I'm giving him a CPR!
You need to hurry!
Relax!
(Yay!)
Don't move.
This is your script.
(I'm fine now!)
Don't recover!
(Can't get away.)
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes. It'll be over soon.
He looks so young!
He looks so young.
Wait! Wait!
What's wrong?
Why?
I'm alive.
He's alive!
He survived!
(Saved by the bell.)
(Bok-seup had a heart attack.)
Bok-seup!
Who's your brother?
Ja-seup!
(Automatic response.)
(You are my Bok-seup!)
(Tears.)
She looked for him her whole life!
It's him!
Where did you last say good bye?
One, two, three!
Watermill!
That's right!
(He really is my Bok-seup!)
(Curious about what happened 40 years ago.)
Why didn't you show up?
Umm...
Another girl came to that watermill.
Wait, you cheated?
I didn't know, it was dark.
(What!)
You're so messed up.
When were we supposed to meet?
One, two, three!
It was 2 pm!
(It was dark at 2 pm?
Not 2 am?
Mom,
is he my dad?
He is!
Isn't it nice to see each other?
It is!
That's great.
(Happy ending, nonetheless.)
Let's hit the slate!
Sin-young was a role model for grandmas!
(Improv queen!)
How was it?
It was tiring.
But everyone,
noon is for Noon's Hopeful Songs.
Noon's Hopeful Song's Kim Sin-young.
Thank you!
And Hyun-mu.
I have a lot to promote but,
I guess...
(From head to toe!)
(He's so good!)
Bye!
(Coming soon!)
(Trailer for new students, Lovelyz!)
I swear!
The girl group's
image is not!
Important.
(Wild Variety girl group is here!)
(I'll show you what sexy is.)
(Me too.)
(Find!)
(Back is important!)
Ah-choo!
Ferris wheel all night long.
(Cute duo formed!)
Seriously, stop.
(Lovelyz is evolving to variety idol!)
That devil from Goksung!
(Method acting.)
(Kei's great voice.)
Whenever Kei sits,
She just farts!
(Let's leave together!)
(To land of dreams and hopes!)
(Ask Us School Trip!)
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